Work brought me back to Australia for three of the past four weeks. Two return trips between Japan and Australia in as many weeks has me ready to be grounded for some time. The opportunity to come back to Australia so quickly after having settled in Tokyo was a blessing in disguise. It has cemented how much we’re enjoying living in the Land of the Rising Sun and reminded us of the realities of Australia.Â
I don’t know about you, but whenever I’ve felt homesick in my life, I have a tendency to put the place or person I’m missing on a pedestal. They’re always the very best they could be, perhaps better than they ever were in reality. In my homesick fantasies, the beaches in Australia don’t have a piece of rubbish on them. There’s no dog poo buried an inch underneath the sand. There’s no dead fish smell. The sun is always just bitey enough. Never burny. It’s heaven, pure heaven. And yet, I know this isn’t true. But in my homesick fantasy, I can’t help but put on my rose coloured glasses and dream away.
Arriving back in Australia a few weeks ago gave my homesick fantasties a really big shake up. Travelling by myself with a four and two year old was hard enough, but landing on the Gold Coast, carrying three suitcases, two tired kids, a pram and other assorted necessities, the last thing I needed was a big Australian family pushing and shoving their way past me, making sure they were first in line and tumbling my load to the ground. If this wasn’t bad enough, there was no “sorry”. The clan leader, I assume the father, looked over his shoulder at me and smirked. Yes, my fantasy bubble was well and truly burst. I was back in Australia, no longer in Japan where people will drop everything to help a struggling perfect stranger.
Now, I don’t want to give non-Australians the wrong impression of Aussies. We’re known as a playful, generous and happy lot. But, we’ve learned some pretty bad manners over time.  My newly-tuned ears, so sensitive to Japanese sensibilities, have been kept extremely busy tutt-tutting since I have been visiting Australia.  In the past few weeks I’ve witnessed that much public belching, oafish language, grandma-pushing and line hopping, that I cannot believe I ever thought Australians had great manners. One man on the bus at the Sydney airport between the domestic and international terminals actually yelled to the bus driver, calling out “Driver, Driver, Hey YOU DRIVER!!!” Finally, when the driver turned around, the lovely Aussie bloke exclaimed, “Come on, go faster, we’re all late!” I honestly cringed. I hoped everyone on the bus was Australian and not a visitor to Australia for the first time. What a lovely welcome that would have been to our fair country.
I’m currently waiting at the Canberra airport, ready to head to Tokyo via Sydney and I cannot wait to come home to Tokyo. I can’t wait to be back where I won’t be looked at strangely if I offer to help someone with their heavy bag up the escalators, and where I know someone will offer me a hand when I’m struggling with my kids and a mountain of luggage. Home, aaah home.
Happy Celebrating!
Kathryn